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If My Dog Doesn't Like You, I Don't Like You Socks

An excellent conversation starter for someone whose camera roll is mostly their dog.

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$14.99Out of stock
THE FIT

Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11; Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12

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ABOUT THIS PAIR

A sock with something to say.

You've been warned. These funny dog socks feature the words "if my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you", stripes, and a super soft and stretchy cotton blend for ultimate comfort. Whether you're shopping for the best sock gifts for your dog obsessed friends, funny dog socks are kind of your thing, you've never heard more true words ever spoken (let alone written on a sock), socks with funny sayings on them make you happy (us too), you like dogs more than you like people (hey, we're not here to judge), or you actually need to warn people that your dog, Admiral Barkley, runs the show, then you've come to the right funny sock store. When it comes to having the best dog socks, rude socks, random socks, and too-true socks that you can't live without- we've got you covered. Unisex socks (for both men and women)

SKU15190012
AvailabilityOut of stock
Pack sizeSingle Pair
Color optionsBlack
CategoriesWomen · Men · Unisex

Your pair, explained.

Recipient
Women / Men / Unisex sizing. Gift idea: the animal lover. Check the shoe-size range below.
Occasion
Gift suggestions: birthdays, thank-you gifts, or a just-because surprise.
Personality
Funny & Sarcastic · Dog Socks · Dog Person
Humor
Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
Material
Cotton, Polyester
Size
Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11; Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12
Care
Product-specific washing instructions have not been supplied. Follow the maker’s care label; ask us if you need care advice before ordering.
Shipping
United States addresses only. Allow 1 business day for processing. Free shipping on orders over $40. Tracking is emailed when your order ships. Delivery timing depends on the selected service and destination.
Returns
Return unworn socks with original tags within 30 days of purchase. Product refunds are issued after your return is received and eligibility is confirmed. Send to SockEm — Main Federal Office, 1740 North Federal Boulevard, Denver, Colorado 80204. Original shipping is non-refundable. Email support@sockemstore.zendesk.com for return instructions and a prepaid USPS label.
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PERSONALITY

Funny & Sarcastic

Let a little of the design show above your shoes, or save the reveal for shoes-off moments. Pair it with a simple outfit and let your socks start the conversation.

FIT & FABRIC

Know before you order.

Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11; Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12 Cotton, Polyester

GIFT MATCH

A good match for the dog person.

An excellent conversation starter for someone whose camera roll is mostly their dog.

PRODUCT DETAILS

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Fit, fabric and the little details that help you choose.

Full product description +

You've been warned. These funny dog socks feature the words "if my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you", stripes, and a super soft and stretchy cotton blend for ultimate comfort. Whether you're shopping for the best sock gifts for your dog obsessed friends, funny dog socks are kind of your thing, you've never heard more true words ever spoken (let alone written on a sock), socks with funny sayings on them make you happy (us too), you like dogs more than you like people (hey, we're not here to judge), or you actually need to warn people that your dog, Admiral Barkley, runs the show, then you've come to the right funny sock store. When it comes to having the best dog socks, rude socks, random socks, and too-true socks that you can't live without- we've got you covered. Unisex socks (for both men and women) Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11 Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12 70% cotton, 28% polyester, 2% elastic Compliments guaranteed

Materials +

Cotton, Polyester

Care +

Follow the instructions on the product label. The maker’s care label is the best guide for this pair. Separate similar colors and check washing and drying instructions before the first wash.

Gifting and delivery +

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FOR PEOPLE WHO…

For the person who always has the better comeback.

Know someone? Yeah. We thought so.

Closer look at If My Dog Doesn't Like You, I Don't Like You SocksTHE DETAILS HAVE PERSONALITY, TOO.
LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER.

Big on character.
Down to the stitch.

Cotton, Polyester

Let a little of the design show above your shoes, or save the reveal for shoes-off moments. Pair it with a simple outfit and let your socks start the conversation.

FROM THE PEOPLE WEARING THEM

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