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If I Was A Bird Socks
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Ratings & customer reviews$14.99In stock
THE FIT
Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12; Fits women's shoe sizes 9-13
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ABOUT THIS PAIR
A sock with something to say.
Keep people guessing with these If I Was A Bird Socks, because of course you know exactly who you would shit on...there are just some people in life who deserve it! These funny socks are made with a soft and breathable cotton blend so you can stay comfortable while plotting your revenge (if you were a bird that is).
SKUY-10034
AvailabilityIn stock
Pack sizeSingle Pair
Color optionsBlack
CategoriesWomen · Men · Unisex
Your pair, explained.
- Recipient
- Women / Men / Unisex sizing. Gift idea: someone who shares this sense of humor. Check the shoe-size range below.
- Occasion
- Gift suggestions: birthdays, thank-you gifts, or a just-because surprise.
- Personality
- Naughty & Swear Words · Birds
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12; Fits women's shoe sizes 9-13
- Care
- Product-specific washing instructions have not been supplied. Follow the maker’s care label; ask us if you need care advice before ordering.
- Shipping
- United States addresses only. Allow 1 business day for processing. Free shipping on orders over $40. Tracking is emailed when your order ships. Delivery timing depends on the selected service and destination.
- Returns
- Return unworn socks with original tags within 30 days of purchase. Product refunds are issued after your return is received and eligibility is confirmed. Send to SockEm — Main Federal Office, 1740 North Federal Boulevard, Denver, Colorado 80204. Original shipping is non-refundable. Email support@sockemstore.zendesk.com for return instructions and a prepaid USPS label.
Know before you order.
Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12; Fits women's shoe sizes 9-13 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
A good match for someone with a personality worth celebrating.
Pick a design that reminds you of their favorite joke, hobby or everyday obsession. A small gift feels personal when it says “I saw these and thought of you.”
PRODUCT DETAILS
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Fit, fabric and the little details that help you choose.
Full product description +
Keep people guessing with these If I Was A Bird Socks, because of course you know exactly who you would shit on...there are just some people in life who deserve it! These funny socks are made with a soft and breathable cotton blend so you can stay comfortable while plotting your revenge (if you were a bird that is). Sizing: Unisex socks (for both men and women) Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12 Fits women's shoe sizes 9-13 Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex Compliments guaranteed
Care +
Follow the instructions on the product label. The maker’s care label is the best guide for this pair. Separate similar colors and check washing and drying instructions before the first wash.
Gifting and delivery +
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For the person who says the quiet part out loud.
Know someone? Yeah. We thought so.
THE DETAILS HAVE PERSONALITY, TOO.LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER.Big on character.
Big on character.
Down to the stitch.
80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
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