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I Love Jesus But I Drink A Little Socks

Pick a design that reminds you of their favorite joke, hobby or everyday obsession. A small gift feels personal when it says “I saw these and thought of you.”

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$14.99Out of stock
THE FIT

Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11; Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12

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ABOUT THIS PAIR

A sock with something to say.

Same. These I love Jesus but I drink a little socks are what every God fearing, red-blooded American with a sense of humor's sock dreams are made of. They feature bright colors that practically jump off the socks, glowing crosses, a retro text design, and a hidden message that can only be seen when a person is not wearing their shoes (but I drink a little). Praise the Lord with a wink when you wear these religious socks with funny sayings on them. These okay for church socks are made with a super soft cotton blend with your comfort in mind. Unisex socks (for both men and women)

SKU1170067
AvailabilityOut of stock
Pack sizeSingle Pair
Color optionsBlue
CategoriesWomen · Men · Unisex

Your pair, explained.

Recipient
Women / Men / Unisex sizing. Gift idea: the food lover. Check the shoe-size range below.
Occasion
Gift suggestions: birthdays, thank-you gifts, or a just-because surprise.
Personality
Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words · Food Socks · Foodie
Humor
Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
Material
70% cotton, 28% nylon, 2% elastic
Size
Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11; Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12
Care
Product-specific washing instructions have not been supplied. Follow the maker’s care label; ask us if you need care advice before ordering.
Shipping
United States addresses only. Allow 1 business day for processing. Free shipping on orders over $40. Tracking is emailed when your order ships. Delivery timing depends on the selected service and destination.
Returns
Return unworn socks with original tags within 30 days of purchase. Product refunds are issued after your return is received and eligibility is confirmed. Send to SockEm — Main Federal Office, 1740 North Federal Boulevard, Denver, Colorado 80204. Original shipping is non-refundable. Email support@sockemstore.zendesk.com for return instructions and a prepaid USPS label.
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PERSONALITY

Funny & Sarcastic

Let a little of the design show above your shoes, or save the reveal for shoes-off moments. Pair it with a simple outfit and let your socks start the conversation.

FIT & FABRIC

Know before you order.

Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11; Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12 70% cotton, 28% nylon, 2% elastic

GIFT MATCH

A good match for someone with a personality worth celebrating.

Pick a design that reminds you of their favorite joke, hobby or everyday obsession. A small gift feels personal when it says “I saw these and thought of you.”

PRODUCT DETAILS

Good to know before you go.

Fit, fabric and the little details that help you choose.

Full product description +

Same. These I love Jesus but I drink a little socks are what every God fearing, red-blooded American with a sense of humor's sock dreams are made of. They feature bright colors that practically jump off the socks, glowing crosses, a retro text design, and a hidden message that can only be seen when a person is not wearing their shoes (but I drink a little). Praise the Lord with a wink when you wear these religious socks with funny sayings on them. These okay for church socks are made with a super soft cotton blend with your comfort in mind. Unisex socks (for both men and women) Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11 Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12 Materials: 70% cotton, 28% nylon, 2% elastic Compliments guaranteed

Materials +

70% cotton, 28% nylon, 2% elastic

Care +

Follow the instructions on the product label. The maker’s care label is the best guide for this pair. Separate similar colors and check washing and drying instructions before the first wash.

Gifting and delivery +

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FOR PEOPLE WHO…

For the person who says the quiet part out loud.

Know someone? Yeah. We thought so.

Closer look at I Love Jesus But I Drink A Little SocksTHE DETAILS HAVE PERSONALITY, TOO.
LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER.

Big on character.
Down to the stitch.

70% cotton, 28% nylon, 2% elastic

Let a little of the design show above your shoes, or save the reveal for shoes-off moments. Pair it with a simple outfit and let your socks start the conversation.

FROM THE PEOPLE WEARING THEM

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